24 March, 2007

Damn those Indonesian maids.....

Okay.... as what i mention in last few posts... my Indonesian maid is here. She has mountainous boobs. And it is so obscene that she makes me feel as if she's trying to seduce my dad. She has only one t shirt and a pair of pants. Of course she has her own undergarment. So my mommy gave her a whole chunk of old cloth of ours. Can you imagine the maid wearing your cloth? I do not want to imagine I tell you. It's no good. Anyway, ma gave her one of Lai Ming's old shirt which Lai Ming only worn for once or twice. That shirt is too small for Lai Ming that why she put it in the old shirt bin for our cousin if they wants it. Who knows my mom gave it to her. My maid is even bigger size than me. And that shirt is for kids!! She wore that shirt and her bra is not a good bra. It shows off her gigantic boobs and that is really very obscene. I can stand it if she's wearing a big tee's and couldn't show it so clearly. But she's wearing a super small shirt not even Lai Ming can fit in. Of all the cloth in that bin, why on earth does she choose that shirt? There's a whole lot of newer, nicer and bigger shirt there. And her boob is so super saggy. Huge and saggy. Imagine two huge balloons that filled with water and hanged on the wall. Yes, that really very disgusting.


Anyway, I just don't like maid. No matter she's from which country. I once have this maid from Cambodia, she totally sucks. She looks like a man. She have bad odour, her whole hand full of scares, she eat as much as a cow, she have this huge scary eyes, she's even taller than my dad, she's so bulky and she's super dirty. She drinks our yogurt drinks from the bottle and add water in it just in case we found out about it. She sleep in front of the opened door refrigerator, eat our left over which we are planning to finish it during dinner, vomit in our rubbish bin due to over eat, drinks our soup from the pot and the spoon we use to stir that pot of soup. Than we sent her back after my parents was all this act of hers from the CCTV. Than our maid after that Cambodian, is a Indonesian. She seduces my dad. Serious. She did not dress properly. She walks naked from the bathroom to her room. She peak at my dad from time to time. She smile sweetly to my dad and do not even smile nor talk to others. Not even my mom. She wrote so many love letter and poem on our paper file/assignment/test pad which she secretly kept. Than she wrote on her shirt and jeans ' I Love You' by using bleach. She's so chun...!


All I can say is that the Low family do not any good-maid-luck. Lets hope that this maid do last and will be a good one. Except for her gigantic boobs. Eugh.....!!


Today, Aunty Jimmy and Aunty Michael come and visit. Anyway, they are my lovely neighbours that always go mamak together. They invited my mom to their yoga class and they have this random talk about maid as both of them have maid problem as well. Aunty Michael told mommy that she had found out why her maid becomes insane. Anyway, they had send her maid back because she does not wants to do house core, scold the kid for no reason, against PoPo's (Uncle Michael's mom) instruction and cry and cry and cry. Freaky huh. Aunty Michael says that her maid fall in love with one of our neighbour's son. Can you actually believe it? Anyway, that guy is name Kenny. That maid wrote her brother a letter and asks him to buy her a nice valentine card so that she can send him a nice valentine card. Gosh, she's really been thinking too much I guess. I wonder how she can fall in love with Kenny. Kenny stays opposite of my house, Michael stay far end with the same row as mine. When I say far end, it means they are the 1st house while we're the last house. It is separated with about 3 huge semi-D. How she can peak at him and just fall in love with his just like that. Aunty Michael told us that she even called him after she went back to Indonesia. I wonder what did he do to make her fall for him or what did she intended to do to make him fall for her. Gosh, I may be harsh but I had to say this, maids are all very 'chio/fat hao'.


From Roxanne's blog, I found out that she have maid problem as well. Just click here and read that post.


However, we just can't live without maid. That's a facts.


Happy reading....


Love,

nichole@lai yin

p/s: trails next Thursday and finals is just TWO WEEK after trails. So I guess I probably won't be blogging so often. Wish me luck....

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

gosh....the 1st maid are so....yeng lol./..