Chinese Eyes

So I was whatsapp-ing Agalya and apparently I'm half Indian while she's half chinese.

Reason being, I can eat really spicy food but she can't.

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Oh well, I still have smaller eyes. So I'm still pretty much chinese. Although people still think I'm a banana. I CAN SPEAK AND WRITE CHINESE OKAY!!! Although not fluently and sometimes not. But hey! I CAN FREAKING USE CHOPSTICK AND LOVE TO EAT NOODLES OKAY!!! Although I prefer fork...



Love,
Nichole

My New Found Hobby

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Movie of the Day:

Mansfields Park

You can watch it HERE.

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I believe many of you saw my Adium/MSN personal message.

Yes, I found myself an interesting new hobby.

GROCERY SHOPPING!!!

I love Tesco, Giant and Carrefour. I also like Jusco and central. But dislike MiniMart.

But whatever it is, WHO NEED GROCERY SHOPPING HELPER??? I seriously don't mind helping, provided that:

1. I do not responsible for buying unnecessary item which is not in the grocery list.
   
2. Not my responsibility if I left out something.
   
3. Not my responsibility if I got wrong item.
   
4. Not my responsibility if I got a whole cart of instant noodle.
   
5. Not my responsibility if I bought extra quantity of the same item.
   
6. My discretion in choosing which brand to buy.
   
7. Extra money just in case I bought unnecessary item.
   
8. Grocery list include some of my item which will be pay by you.
   

Macam mana? Mau ke?

Now promotion, FOC for petrol chrage. Only charge for service. 20 bucks per 30 minutes. Okay wert, very cheap okay.

Interested, please dial 1800-grocery-shopping

Or email me at groceryshopping@grocery.com

Love,

Nichole

p/s: None of the above are true except that I really find grocery shopping fun.

 

Blog Post for Dummies

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Classic play of the day:

Phantom of the Opera.

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Okay, as request by MunnSing, I have to post this entry.

May be extremely offensive but MunnSing, you're the one who ask for this. So here goes.

Was chatting with GX that day, and god knows how we came to this topic. Actually, I know, just that, damn, you guys read it by yourself la. Lazy to type la!!!

Here's the copy paste chat history between GX and me.

MunnSing, Enjoy!!

 Nichole Low: munnsing online!!!!

 Gx: ? swt. now only u realize?

 Nichole Low: >.<

 Gx: he on like 1hour ago

 Gx: lolx

 Nichole Low: okay.... i din know

 Nichole Low: add him here n annoy him!!!!

 Nichole Low: >.<

 Gx: dunwan lar  bet he is kap-ping girls

 Nichole Low: no, he's reading online 'how to b a true zombie for dummies' and 'how to be a true human for dummies' and also not to forget 'how to not be a half zombie half human for dummies'.......

 Gx: LOL

 Nichole Low: >.<

 Nichole Low: he's goin to kill me if he saw this

 Gx: bet u are reading 1 dummies too

 Gx: How to see if gx is a Uber Monster dummies

 Nichole Low: no.... how to buy and eat fried chicken for dummies

 Gx: ;p; lol

 Nichole Low: or.... how to beat those bloody ugly flower in mario game for dummies

 Gx: haha

And what makes us start saying we're reading the dummies book?

What is that bloody ugly flower in mario game?

Why is monster and zombie appear in the conversation?

Here's why...

Nichole Low: cannot la... exam soon... need to study lik a zombie

Gx: zombie dun study, they only noe 1 single word, ie, URGH

Gx: URGH URHG URGHHHH?

Nichole Low: zombies r hard working thing

Gx: they only noe tat word, how hardworking is tat. URGH?

Nichole Low: they dont sleep, rest, giv up easily and they are so bloody determine!!!

Gx: but they are slow

Nichole Low: they will do what ever to get wat they wan

Gx: S L O W

Nichole Low: speed is not the issue here. as long as they reach their goal

Gx: well they cant, when they reaching, or before they even reach, the target gone

Nichole Low: if so, why does zombies grow more and more 

Gx: where got, i dun see munnsing growing LOL

Nichole Low: munnsing is not a good zombie. he's some where btw zombie n human

Gx: zombieman or

Nichole Low: so he has neither zombie's good stuff nor human's good stuff

Gx: bieman

Nichole Low: I am a living death... and am gonna bite ppl... Mwahahhahahahaha....

Gx: ceh, not gonna pain

Nichole Low: how u know? COZ U'RE THE LIVING DEATH TOO!!!! dont deny. look at ur eye bag

Gx: i am monster, not living death

Nichole Low: u cant be

Gx: is far more changgih den zombieh

Nichole Low: coz u dont hav scary pointy poison big huge tail and also kick ass claw and no breath taking long teeth!!!

Nichole Low: so u're not monster!!!

Gx: i am a monster, which have thousand years power made off, so i can transform into human form

Nichole Low: but u cant fly. u don hav power that hav colour when u use it

Gx: well, who knew *gg

Nichole Low: u cant tele-transport....

Gx: i didn show it to u *gg, if not u will wanna have my power

Nichole Low: u dont know kungfu, u hav no swards....

Gx: i knew kungfu art

Nichole Low: u hav no big group of follower who listen to ur command...

Nichole Low: u KNEW kungfu, so tat means not now. so tat means u're not monster!!!

Nichole Low: with all the argument and cross examine and repeal, i shall now conclude, u're not a monster but living death!! Especially ur eye bag!! It betrayed ur real identity!!! Mwahahhahahaha....

Gx: *gg, u wont noe my secret identity

Gx: i am x ......OPS SHYT

Nichole Low: huh? u're a living death??!!! OMG!!! I knew it!!!

Gx: *whispering in my heart* luckily she didn noe i am xmen yet

Nichole Low: shit man... xman is so lame!!! the most in trend thing is living death okay!!! update ur secret identity man!!!

Gx: is LEFT 4 DEAD

Nichole Low: huh?

Gx: is a famous zombie game out there now la.u are so outdated 

Nichole Low: >.<

Nichole Low: i dont play game. u should know tat!!!

Gx: LOL u PLAYED RO b4

Nichole Low: yes.... 5 years back

Gx: LOL so u did play game

Nichole Low: just RO n war craft!!! TATS ALL!!!!

Gx: THERE! and MARIO and TETRIS

Nichole Low: nah, i dont play mario. coz i always end up being eat by those ugly flower. tetris, yes

Gx: and mushroomz

Gx: see u played 3 game d

Nichole Low: mushrooms eat mario wan meh? i tot they r good

Gx: those ugly mushroom brown face 1

Nichole Low: i tot they are power?

Nichole Low: isit? ooooo....

Gx: and turtle!

Nichole Low: oh, i also play Wii....!!! ehehehhehehe best thing ever created!!

So, thats what happened to zombies, monster, mario, dummies and MunnSing.

Happy now dude???!!!

Love,

Nichole

Person of the Month

Picture taken from http://thegreatestpersonality.blogspot.com/2007/06/warren-buffer-second-richest-man.html

Person of the month, Mr Warren Buffer.

He, is definitely my idol and my aim of living.

I get to know this person through my friend, Mr ShinyMetalAss.

Apparently, Mr ShinyMetalAss thinks himself possess Mr Warren Buffer's ability and mentality and whatever Mr WB has. And I say, DREAM ON BUDDY!!!

Anyway, I went on to google Mr WB and I found out he's superb!!

Here's what I got from a blog site

There was a one hour interview on CNBC with Warren Buffet, the second
richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity. Here are some very interesting aspects of his life:

1. He bought his first share at age 11 and he now regrets that he started too late!
2. He bought a small farm at age 14 with savings from delivering newspapers.
3. He still lives in the same small 3-bedroom house in mid-town Omaha,
which he bought after he got married 50 years ago. He says that he has
everything he needs in that house. His house does not have a wall or a fence.
4. He drives his own car everywhere and does not have a driver or security people around him.
5. He never travels by private jet, although he owns the world's largest private jet company.
6. His company, Berkshire Hathaway, owns 63 companies.
He writes only one letter each year to the CEOs of these companies, giving them goals
for the year. He never holds meetings or calls them on a regular basis.
He has given his CEO's only two rules. Rule number 1: do not lose any
of your share holder's money. Rule number 2: Do not forget rule number 1.
7. He does not socialize with the high society crowd. His past time
after he gets home is to make himself some pop corn and watch Television.
8. Bill Gates, the world's richest man met him for the first time only
5 years ago. Bill Gates did not think he had anything in common with
Warren Buffet. So he had scheduled his meeting only for half hour. But
when Gates met him, the meeting lasted for ten hours and Bill Gates
became a devotee of Warren Buffet.
9. Warren Buffet does not carry a cell phone, nor has a computer on his desk.

His advice to young people: "Stay away from credit cards and invest in yourself and
Remember:
A. Money doesn't create man but it is the man who created money.
B. Live your life as simple as you are.
C. Don't do what others say, just listen them, but do what you feel good.
D. Don't go on brand name; just wear those things in which u feel comfortable.
E. Don't waste your money on unnecessary things; just spend on them who really in need rather.
F. After all it's your life then why gives chance to others to rule our life."

Geee.... Such down to earth person. Wonder if he has a grandson or next of kin (strictly male who are not gay only) who study at Aberystwyth University doing his last year of LLB or LLM and is in the age range of 23 to 25. I would love to be his classmate and seduce him man!!! I do not mean Mr WB.

Imagine, if Mr WB left $1B in his will to his grandson or next of kin (strictly male who are not gay) who is so happened to be my fiance/husband, I'll be so happy!!! I'm already laughing while typing this. Ehehehehhehe.... 

And Mr ShinyMetalAss is going to laugh at me and say DREAM ON BABE!!!

Whatever man, I can dream of whatever I want!!!

And I'm so happy to see this sentence '...the second richest man who has donated $31 billion to charity.' Remember this post? I wont reject any charity donation Mr WB!!! >.<

Till then.

Have a great day fellow readers!!

Love,

Nichole

How I hate April

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Facts of the Day:

I WON A RM100K LOTTERY

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The first day of April, not a good one for me. I'm never a big fan of April Fool. Reason, I'm always the fool.

Let us walk down to memory lane together shall we? 2 years back of today, year 2007, remembering it clearly the time it occur was 12.15 am (I am always the night stalker since god knows when), my very dear I-think-he's-gay-friend was chatting with me via MSN. He told me about something that draw my interest. But for some reason, I can't really remember what he told me now, may be it is due to my toddle-falling history. Anyway, by the end of the conversation, he throw me 2 words, 'APRIL FOOL!!' So, I got fooled for the first 15 minutes of the day. How awesome!! NOT!!

Last year, around 12.30 am as well, the same person, chatting with me via MSN as well. Being the really stupid me, I took no precaution nor I realised that it's already half pass twelve, this friend of mine told me that he's selling his I-pod, which is something he always does. He keep following the I-pod trend and continuously buying and selling his I-pod. And, coincidently, I'm sick of my stupid useless small capacity old antique mp3 player. So I dig further down for more I-pod selling details. He told me he's I-pod is 3 months old (good), 80GB (great) and selling for RM300 only (AWESOME!!). So happened, I received RM400 for my birthday that year, so I can buy it from him!!! So when I was about to seal the deal with him, he, again, slap me with a big fat 'HAPPY APRIL FOOL!!!' I am so goddamned speechless. Of course, being the naive, childish and not creative me, I pulled the same prank on my fellow friends. 

Lesson learned. This year, I went to bed incredibly early. And I begin my day with a brand new fresh start. And got up 30 minutes late for my gym routine. But who cares, I have no class today anyway. As usual, after my gym, I was cooling myself before heading to the shower, Mr ShineyMetalAss came online and chat with me. How delightful. We started our conversation using the Facebook chat thingy and I found it very very very difficult to use, small chat box and took forever to send the message. So I request to chat in MSN or Skype. Better alternative than facebook!! But he told me I wasn't online. But I am!!! So I though may be I should reconnect the bloody Adium of mine.

And our conversation goes like this....

 Nichole Low: dude!!!

 Nichole Low: am i still offline?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: yes

 Nichole Low: huh.... i appear offline?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i think ur comp got virus la

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: new virus

 Nichole Low: what kind of virus?

 Nichole Low: I think is my connection

 Nichole Low: stupid streamyx

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: wei

 Nichole Low: ?

 Nichole Low: Dint get my msg?

 Nichole Low: damn msn!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: still appear off9

 Nichole Low: use skype than

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: skype also din see u

 Nichole Low: huh???!!!!!

 Nichole Low: bloody hell

 Nichole Low: wait, i reconnect my skype

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: u there?

 Nichole Low: yes

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: din see u on9

 Nichole Low: skype also dont hav?

 Nichole Low: i've reconnect my skype!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.:  nvm la

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: btw

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: happy april fool

 Nichole Low: DAMN U!!!!!

 Nichole Low: fuck!!!!

 Nichole Low: ARGH!!!!!!!

 Nichole Low: dammit dammit

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: oh

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: miss hanky got con

 Nichole Low: i know...

 Nichole Low: i always also kena

 Nichole Low: damn

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i m the first person?

 Nichole Low: yes!!!!!

 Nichole Low: i hate u!!! dammit!!!

 Nichole Low: ARGH!!!!!!!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: thx

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i remind u k

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: so thx me

 Nichole Low: yea, THANKS dude!!!

 Nichole Low: hell.....

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: same same

 Nichole Low: DAMMIT!!!!

 Nichole Low: now u make me furious

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i m innocent

 Nichole Low: right

 Nichole Low: innocent my ass

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hahahaha

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: use my idea n go con other people la

 Nichole Low: i must fool someone to release my anger!!!

 Nichole Low: argh.....

 Nichole Low: u owe me a big tight slap!!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: slap my ass babe

 Nichole Low: no!!!

 Nichole Low: not ur ass

 Nichole Low: but ur head!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hahahahaa

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: blame streamyx la

 Nichole Low: streamyx memang cacat wert, always dc...

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hahaha

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: funny part is u go reconnect skype

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hahahahaa

 Nichole Low: DAMN YOU SHIT ASS!!!

 Nichole Low: u know what

 Nichole Low: i am so goin to kill u when u come back to kl!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: oh

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i m miss hanky n i m going to kill u

 Nichole Low: yes

 Nichole Low: okay, serious stuff now

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: ok serious shit now

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: what?

 Nichole Low: what if i tell u i fall for someone u know

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hmm

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: who?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i think today is not the right time to tell it

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell tmw

 Nichole Low: y?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: coz today is april fool

 Nichole Low: Dammit... fine.... not telling

 Nichole Low: not even tmr....

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: then?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell tmw?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell now?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: ok

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: let u kena once la

 Nichole Low: NOT TELLING!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell me

 Nichole Low: NO

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell me

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: who?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: let me guess

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: in pb3 got few guys only

 Nichole Low: NO ONE!!!

 Nichole Low: NOT TELLING!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: ok

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: dont tell

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hehehe

 Nichole Low: yes, i'm not goin to tell

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: is this the way u want to fool me?

 Nichole Low: if u wish it is, than it is. but if u wish its not, than its not. its all up to u

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: oh

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: aiks

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: mengapa so furious

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: dont so fast get furious la

 Nichole Low: bcoz i'm goin to kill someone now

Can you see how I got fooled and failed to fool people?!!

Damn... I hate april fool so much!!

ARGH!!!!!!!

HAPPY APRIL FOOL EVERYONE!!! Not for me... Damn... Hate April fool...

Love,

Nichole     

WOW.....!!!!

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Quote of the Day:

Our mind is like a garden; if no good seeds are sown, nothing good will grow from it.

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Being the first Nicholelow.blogspot's next top model, here's the very first photo shot after the competition. 

Disclaimer: Photos had gone through HEAVY photoshop for the maximum outcome.

Producer, Art director and camera-man,

Nichole