26 April, 2007

Teh Teong Seng aka Princess Ting Ting...

0 Humble Opinion to The Royal Highness




Have I ever introduce our beloved PB3 class representation? Well, this post is specially written to him, our PB3 class rep, Teh Teong Seng. Those that read my blog, you should have notice I once mention him in my post, 'My Ideal bf's Criteria'. Well, Teong Seng is a very nice guy, except that he has a broken heart that caused by his own stupid move last year. He broke up with his girlfriend and now he regretted. He even wrote his feeling in his blog which is so secret that no one knows about his blog until I accidentally found out about it. I would love to protect his privacy, so I won't be giving his blog's link. Those that are reading my blog please don't tell anyone about it. I'm afraid that he could not bare to listen anything about his incident where he try so hard not to show any bits of the sadness he has in his heart. He keeps his sadness and loneliness deep in his heart. He does not want any one to know about it. He will felt depress and broke down once in the blue moon. In this situation, I usually do not know what to do but to comfort him with all kind of good words and try to talk about some other things to distract him from his depress. I felt really sad for him. Hope that he could recover from his wound as soon as possible, stand up to look at the future with his mind full his own strong determination.




However, Teong Seng actually is not that bad. He's the funny and blurs one in our class. We all love him. He's hilarious. He would sacrifice his reputation, act dump, asks all kind of stupid question and giving inappropriate answer just to break the ice during Ms Pun class. As you all know, Ms Pun class is a hell. He would teach me math and accounting. As I'm a slow learner, not many people could actually have the patient to teach me steps by steps and repeat everything when I still do not understand. When he does not know how to do the question that I asked him, he would take the trouble to ask others on behalf of me. And that is why I would give him a box of my favourite junky, Rocky stick and my honey of all time, Choco Ball.




One day around August last year, he gets so worry and could not concentrate in class. He even called his brother to fetch him from college in middle of the class. I was so curious and wonder what happen. Than I asked his cousin, Teh Tzun Tzin, which is one of my class-mate too, what happen to Teong Seng? Guess what happen to him? You would never get it right in a million years. He claims that he's breast....*ahem*... sorry.... erm... chest.... is growing and getting bigger by days. So he's going to the hospital to check. I laugh my head off when I know what he's worrying. This is joke of the year!! He actually worry that he MIGHT have a girl's boobs. Wow... this is really funny when you see his worry face. Of all things, he worry about he's boobs!!




Today, he makes Tzun Tzin skipped law class just because he's worry about ANOTHER PART OF HIS BODY and he want to go hospital to check!! Okay, another guessing. Guess which part this time. The answer, his FACE...!!! He claims that his face doesn't feel good. Well, I think he wants a plastic surgery. So that he can be a 100% Princess Ting Ting. Chill dude.... Kidding.... I know you're a REAL MAN...!! ahahahha.... Anyway, when he told the lecturer that he has to leave early to go to hospital and told her about his problem, WE ALL OVER HEARD IT!! We did not sneak beside the lecturer or hide under the table just to listen to their conversation. So we did not attempt any crime!! And Sue Bee made a conclusion, Teong Seng have 'face-problem'. 'Face-problem' could be define as 'yong sui' in Chinese/canto. And this is another joke of the year from our beloved class rep.




Just in case you, Teong Seng, are reading this, something for you: Dude, get well soon with all your weird body-part-have-problem sickness. Or else it'll be another of our joke. And 1 more thing dude, can you please call me for mamak when you visit your brother??!! It just next street okay...!! Not far at all...!! And I know where to get cheap and nice mamak...!! AND IT'S VERY NEAR TO YOUR BROTHER'S HOUSE ONLY OKAY!!!



this is Teh Teong Seng aka Princess Ting Ting of King Yusnie's...

Happy reading...




Love,


nichole@ Lai Yin

11 April, 2007

Yuki and her diaper....

2 Humble Opinion to The Royal Highness
This is my darling Yuki in her diaper... it takes me quite some time to put it on as she's so restless.... and she keep biting her diaper which drive my mom crazy....!!!

























And This is my parents' darling Baby... She has weird sleeping posture and super manja.... but we all just loves her as much as Yuki. EXCEPT of me. I love yuki more than Baby... Mwahahahah....








Have a nice day
will be uploading yuki's video soon...
Love,
Nichole @ Lai Yi

10 April, 2007

First day of my 2 weeks break....!!

0 Humble Opinion to The Royal Highness

After sending my sister to CHS, I came back with my eye half open and yawning while entering my bedroom. With full of nothing in my mind, I was planning to fall on my bed and get back to my LaLaLand again. But before I could fall back to my bed, daddy came and knocks on my door and asks if I'm ready. Shit!! I've promised to have breakfast with daddy and I totally forgot. In that very minute, I was damn regret that I made that promise. Not that I don't like to have breakfast with daddy, in fact I just totally love having breakfast with daddy, only me and daddy, since I'm the daddy's girl (except for baby... she's not daddy's genetically real girl!!); But I would better prefer to have a few extra hour date with my lovely bed, seriously, my room is just so pretty that I could stay in late for the whole entire day , and my queen size bed which I do not have to share bed with Lai Ming, it's fantastic. I want to stay in my warm nice bed for another hour!! Especially when I only get to sleep for less than 5 hours. Okay, I still manage to drag myself up and change for the breakfast. Than daddy told me Uncle Wong will be joining us. I love Uncle Wong. He's hilarious. Uncle Wong is daddy's best friend. While having breakfast near Uncle Wong's super duper big bungalow, when I say super duper, I really mean it, daddy and Uncle has this conversation that is so interesting that it catch my attention. They are talking about their monthly medal golf tournament this coming Thursday. Uncle Wong says he can't get to sleep because he's so exciting about it. And so is my daddy. Than I realized that my entire daddy's golfer friend that will be joining the tournament has the same thing. Gosh, they have it every month, so why are they so excited about. Every time when daddy gets too excited, he'll scroll his game. Than they were talking about this what US open or what ever golf international level tournament that is having now. Uncle Wong says he wakes up at 4am just for the sick of watching that tournament. Than they discuss about that game and how Tiger played so bad lately.

I than conclude that those 40's and 50's, some event 60's uncles include daddy, are just like us. Teenage young man I was talking about. Only we talk about football and we do wake up in the middle of the night just to watch that one and half hour ball kicking game. Only those uncles are watching ball smacking game. Although I seldom watch football (this is because no one in my house would want to watch with me. They just dislike football. Roxy, I want to watch with you and Xin and Kevin!!), but I'll have my livescore.com on my laptop screen just to catch up the scores. And yes, I've addicted to it. And so is coffee and starbucks' latte.


Daddy and mommy will be off to Japan next Monday and I'm so jealous!! I want a trip to Japan as well!! But mommy made this deal, Japan for 8 days or Melbourne for ONE WHOLE DECEMBER???!!! Of course the 2nd option...!! I'm stupid but not too stupid to choose this Melbourne trip!! Oh, I just love Melbourne. All the walking and shopping and streets and museums. Although I've been there for a zillion times. I'm just so in love with Melbourne. Especially now we can visit Peter's suburb's house. YAY!!! But I would still hope that I could go to UK study, just for the sick of Old Trafford and Christiano Ronaldo.


Well, I am so going to be the queen of the whole entire semi-D. Mwahahahhaha..... From a princess to a queen without marrying any king, that's such a nice day dream of mine. And nope, Roxanne still refuse to name me as the Royal Highness although Teong Seng had start calling me Royal Highness once a while when he remembered. However, I still have to report to mommy every night before I go to bed. That mean's I will have to call them during 3am as that the usual average time I normally goes to bed. But I'm not stupid. I can assure you that they are so going to warn us to sleep earlier and send some spy, most probably Uncle Keong or Aunty Jessie. I'm so going to call them at 10pm and tells them that we'll be sleeping very soon and ask them do not have to worry about us. Which is quite true. We will be sleeping soon. But not at 10pm. That way too early!! Not my time at least.


Okay, finally, I would like to do a shout out. Kenny.... I'm so glad that we finally get to talk again ever since we went to different class after our PMR!! I missed those good old days where we discuss about our skills towards guitars and how you had hurt yourself when you first try on roller-skating. I love the get-talk-again feeling...!! Really loving it.


Just like the American's favourite greeting, Have a nice day.


Love,

Nichole@Lai Yin


p/s: will be having a post about my entire wardrobe as soon as my parents of to Japan. And I just can't wait to go Bangkok for the shopping spree and Melbourne for the Christmas!! Okay, a confess. I've tried 3 times to make this whipped cream which Lai Kwan did and daddy absolutely adores it so much. And I've just totally screw the whole pack of cream!! I just don't get it. Why Lai Kwan can do it so nicely but not me? I did the same as her but it turn out to be sucky. May be the cream do not likes me; only the cheeses and the berries love me I guess.

04 April, 2007

My Ideal BF’s Criteria.....

4 Humble Opinion to The Royal Highness

I was driving Teong Seng to Mid Valley's KTM station, and we have this light conversation that triggers me when I'm staring into the blue sky. Here's how our conversation sound like:

TS: I want to be the richest man in the Asia... I'm serious.

Me: Right..... (I seriously have nothing to say when ever Teong Seng has all kind of weird idea)

TS: I must be the richest man...!! But hor, when I'm rich I'll be very busy...

Me: Yeah, all the girls will stick to you as if you're the honey comb and they're bees.

TS: Yalar, than all the girls will want to marry me but marry me just for the sick of my money. So I think it's better to be the second richest in Asia.

Me: Please la, like those girls won't like your money just because you're the 2nd. You're still rich okay.

TS: in this case, than I'll be than top ten richest la...

Me: .......*rolled eyes*

(Few seconds later)

Me: I don't want to be rich. I just want to marry a rich husband. And I'll be rich without doing anything.

TS: Please la Lai Yin, all those rich people want you meh, they have so many model for them to choose.

Me: I know. No rich guy will want girls with my kind of look. But who cares. That's my fantasy.

TS: when you marry rich guy, than he'll divorce you, than you will get half of his wealth.

Me: Ya...!! Than I'll be rich.

TS: Haiz, if I'm you, I'll rather marry a hardworking guy. So that he can earn more money and be rich. That time he had married you and he does not have much choice on who to marry. Unless he divorce you. But you'll still get his wealth. (Make no mistake, Teong Seng is a guy...!!)

Me: Aiyar, Teong Seng, I think you want a girlfriend. Is it?

TS: Dowan la. Girlfriend very troublesome.

Me: Ya, we should remain single and enjoy all we can. We do not have to be tied up with one partner only.

And we changed topic to share market and doggy, which are the topic we always talk about.


I do admit than I love talking to guys more than girls. And I love flirting with them. At least when you're talking to guys, you do not have to worry that you ter-touch some sensitive topics. And guys are more open-minded. They won't suspect that you have *something* towards them when you talk to them often. Unlike girls, when you (a guy) talk to them too often, they'll think you like her. I'm a normal ordinary girl after all. But the thing is, I do not think that way. I take guys as a good listener, that's why I love talking to them. Of course, you can never talking to them about the serious stuff. The topic which you can talk to guys are: a) Football b) share/money c) hot chic d) how bad is your boyfriend compare to them. For girls, I love bitching about others with them. Because only girls gossip. Guys don't. Except of Teong Seng.


Okay, back to my main topic. That conversation really triggers my tough. It keeps repeating in my mind.

People keep asking me what criteria do my future husband or boyfriend has to have. I just tell them the simple stuff, age gap la, look la etc. But until that day, I was at Mid Valley's Starbucks having my Hazelnut Latte and my Contract, I meet this guy. He's queuing in front of me. He ordered coffee which I did not really heard what he ordered and a huge muffin. Than he walk out after taking his order. After I ordered and took my coffee, I was trying to get a sit in the non-smoking area, which is the air-condition part. I failed. So I HAVE to sit at the smoking area. I walked out, damn, it is full also. Except for that three table under the sun. I scanned through the place to find the perfect place for my contract. Than I saw that guy again. He's wearing he's cap, which I have no idea what brand, a normal Nike tees and a knee-length short. Plus a Nike snickers. With socks. I am so horribly attracted by this guy. I did not saw his face, so nope, I'm not attracted by his look. I'm attracted by him is because he's reading. And he's sitting under the sun. Now a day, guys hate sun. They just love dressing up is the most 'gorgeous' way. But hey, this guy's dressing is normal, in fact, it is very casual and comfy. And he is not afraid of the sun. I think that is why he has such a tan skin. Gosh, from that moment, I know what criteria be future man has to have.

If any of you happened to know any guys that satisfy all the stated criteria below, please intro him to me. I know I sound desperate, but who cares, I'm 20 next year, age that my elder sister found her Peter. Wait, I mean Peter found my sis...! Here's the criteria list:

  • Age gap: between 2 to 4 years. No young boy and old man please.
  • Height: have to be taller than me even when I'm wearing my super high heels.
  • Weight: I don't know how a guy's weight, but at least not as skinny and bonnie as Tzun Tzin or Kevin. Has to have biceps muscle. Don't mind if no six pad muscle.
  • Have to be very open minded because I love flirting... woohoo....
  • Love outdoor activities, play computer games but not too addicted to it like those guys in my class.
  • Love animals.
  • Rich!!
  • Read books...!!
  • At least know how to dress correctly at correct settings. Tide and nice.
  • Would pay for my lunch and my shoe... Mwahahhahah....
  • Well... characteristic... as what Teong Seng said, hardworking... and... I DON'T KNOW...!! did not think about it yet.


So, anyone that happen to meet any guy that YOU THINK HE SUITS ME, please do contact me... ehehehhehe.....


Love,

Nichole@Lai Yin

p/s: I think my exam NOT THAT BAD lar... at least I won't put too high hope on it coz I know how much effort HAD I put in... eheheheh...