Have I ever introduce our beloved PB3 class representation? Well, this post is specially written to him, our PB3 class rep, Teh Teong Seng. Those that read my blog, you should have notice I once mention him in my post, 'My Ideal bf's Criteria'. Well, Teong Seng is a very nice guy, except that he has a broken heart that caused by his own stupid move last year. He broke up with his girlfriend and now he regretted. He even wrote his feeling in his blog which is so secret that no one knows about his blog until I accidentally found out about it. I would love to protect his privacy, so I won't be giving his blog's link. Those that are reading my blog please don't tell anyone about it. I'm afraid that he could not bare to listen anything about his incident where he try so hard not to show any bits of the sadness he has in his heart. He keeps his sadness and loneliness deep in his heart. He does not want any one to know about it. He will felt depress and broke down once in the blue moon. In this situation, I usually do not know what to do but to comfort him with all kind of good words and try to talk about some other things to distract him from his depress. I felt really sad for him. Hope that he could recover from his wound as soon as possible, stand up to look at the future with his mind full his own strong determination.
However, Teong Seng actually is not that bad. He's the funny and blurs one in our class. We all love him. He's hilarious. He would sacrifice his reputation, act dump, asks all kind of stupid question and giving inappropriate answer just to break the ice during Ms Pun class. As you all know, Ms Pun class is a hell. He would teach me math and accounting. As I'm a slow learner, not many people could actually have the patient to teach me steps by steps and repeat everything when I still do not understand. When he does not know how to do the question that I asked him, he would take the trouble to ask others on behalf of me. And that is why I would give him a box of my favourite junky, Rocky stick and my honey of all time, Choco Ball.
One day around August last year, he gets so worry and could not concentrate in class. He even called his brother to fetch him from college in middle of the class. I was so curious and wonder what happen. Than I asked his cousin, Teh Tzun Tzin, which is one of my class-mate too, what happen to Teong Seng? Guess what happen to him? You would never get it right in a million years. He claims that he's breast....*ahem*... sorry.... erm... chest.... is growing and getting bigger by days. So he's going to the hospital to check. I laugh my head off when I know what he's worrying. This is joke of the year!! He actually worry that he MIGHT have a girl's boobs. Wow... this is really funny when you see his worry face. Of all things, he worry about he's boobs!!
Today, he makes Tzun Tzin skipped law class just because he's worry about ANOTHER PART OF HIS BODY and he want to go hospital to check!! Okay, another guessing. Guess which part this time. The answer, his FACE...!!! He claims that his face doesn't feel good. Well, I think he wants a plastic surgery. So that he can be a 100% Princess Ting Ting. Chill dude.... Kidding.... I know you're a REAL MAN...!! ahahahha.... Anyway, when he told the lecturer that he has to leave early to go to hospital and told her about his problem, WE ALL OVER HEARD IT!! We did not sneak beside the lecturer or hide under the table just to listen to their conversation. So we did not attempt any crime!! And Sue Bee made a conclusion, Teong Seng have 'face-problem'. 'Face-problem' could be define as 'yong sui' in Chinese/canto. And this is another joke of the year from our beloved class rep.
Just in case you, Teong Seng, are reading this, something for you: Dude, get well soon with all your weird body-part-have-problem sickness. Or else it'll be another of our joke. And 1 more thing dude, can you please call me for mamak when you visit your brother??!! It just next street okay...!! Not far at all...!! And I know where to get cheap and nice mamak...!! AND IT'S VERY NEAR TO YOUR BROTHER'S HOUSE ONLY OKAY!!!
this is Teh Teong Seng aka Princess Ting Ting of King Yusnie's...
Happy reading...
Love,
nichole@ Lai Yin
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