My Ideal BF’s Criteria.....

I was driving Teong Seng to Mid Valley's KTM station, and we have this light conversation that triggers me when I'm staring into the blue sky. Here's how our conversation sound like:

TS: I want to be the richest man in the Asia... I'm serious.

Me: Right..... (I seriously have nothing to say when ever Teong Seng has all kind of weird idea)

TS: I must be the richest man...!! But hor, when I'm rich I'll be very busy...

Me: Yeah, all the girls will stick to you as if you're the honey comb and they're bees.

TS: Yalar, than all the girls will want to marry me but marry me just for the sick of my money. So I think it's better to be the second richest in Asia.

Me: Please la, like those girls won't like your money just because you're the 2^nd. You're still rich okay.

TS: in this case, than I'll be than top ten richest la...

Me: .......*rolled eyes*

(Few seconds later)

Me: I don't want to be rich. I just want to marry a rich husband. And I'll be rich without doing anything.

TS: Please la Lai Yin, all those rich people want you meh, they have so many model for them to choose.

Me: I know. No rich guy will want girls with my kind of look. But who cares. That's my fantasy.

TS: when you marry rich guy, than he'll divorce you, than you will get half of his wealth.

Me: Ya...!! Than I'll be rich.

TS: Haiz, if I'm you, I'll rather marry a hardworking guy. So that he can earn more money and be rich. That time he had married you and he does not have much choice on who to marry. Unless he divorce you. But you'll still get his wealth. (Make no mistake, Teong Seng is a guy...!!)

Me: Aiyar, Teong Seng, I think you want a girlfriend. Is it?

TS: Dowan la. Girlfriend very troublesome.

Me: Ya, we should remain single and enjoy all we can. We do not have to be tied up with one partner only.

And we changed topic to share market and doggy, which are the topic we always talk about.

I do admit than I love talking to guys more than girls. And I love flirting with them. At least when you're talking to guys, you do not have to worry that you ter-touch some sensitive topics. And guys are more open-minded. They won't suspect that you have *something* towards them when you talk to them often. Unlike girls, when you (a guy) talk to them too often, they'll think you like her. I'm a normal ordinary girl after all. But the thing is, I do not think that way. I take guys as a good listener, that's why I love talking to them. Of course, you can never talking to them about the serious stuff. The topic which you can talk to guys are: a) Football b) share/money c) hot chic d) how bad is your boyfriend compare to them. For girls, I love bitching about others with them. Because only girls gossip. Guys don't. Except of Teong Seng.

Okay, back to my main topic. That conversation really triggers my tough. It keeps repeating in my mind.

People keep asking me what criteria do my future husband or boyfriend has to have. I just tell them the simple stuff, age gap la, look la etc. But until that day, I was at Mid Valley's Starbucks having my Hazelnut Latte and my Contract, I meet this guy. He's queuing in front of me. He ordered coffee which I did not really heard what he ordered and a huge muffin. Than he walk out after taking his order. After I ordered and took my coffee, I was trying to get a sit in the non-smoking area, which is the air-condition part. I failed. So I HAVE to sit at the smoking area. I walked out, damn, it is full also. Except for that three table under the sun. I scanned through the place to find the perfect place for my contract. Than I saw that guy again. He's wearing he's cap, which I have no idea what brand, a normal Nike tees and a knee-length short. Plus a Nike snickers. With socks. I am so horribly attracted by this guy. I did not saw his face, so nope, I'm not attracted by his look. I'm attracted by him is because he's reading. And he's sitting under the sun. Now a day, guys hate sun. They just love dressing up is the most 'gorgeous' way. But hey, this guy's dressing is normal, in fact, it is very casual and comfy. And he is not afraid of the sun. I think that is why he has such a tan skin. Gosh, from that moment, I know what criteria be future man has to have.

If any of you happened to know any guys that satisfy all the stated criteria below, please intro him to me. I know I sound desperate, but who cares, I'm 20 next year, age that my elder sister found her Peter. Wait, I mean Peter found my sis...! Here's the criteria list:

• Age gap: between 2 to 4 years. No young boy and old man please.
  
• Height: have to be taller than me even when I'm wearing my super high heels.
  
• Weight: I don't know how a guy's weight, but at least not as skinny and bonnie as Tzun Tzin or Kevin. Has to have biceps muscle. Don't mind if no six pad muscle.
  
• Have to be very open minded because I love flirting... woohoo....
  
• Love outdoor activities, play computer games but not too addicted to it like those guys in my class.
  
• Love animals.
  
• Rich!!
  
• Read books...!!
  
• At least know how to dress correctly at correct settings. Tide and nice.
  
• Would pay for my lunch and my shoe... Mwahahhahah....
  
• Well... characteristic... as what Teong Seng said, hardworking... and... I DON'T KNOW...!! did not think about it yet.
  

So, anyone that happen to meet any guy that YOU THINK HE SUITS ME, please do contact me... ehehehhehe.....

Love,

Nichole@Lai Yin

p/s: I think my exam NOT THAT BAD lar... at least I won't put too high hope on it coz I know how much effort HAD I put in... eheheheh...