transferred from my Xanga: 22 August 2004

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Disclaimer: Not to read the original post as my english level ain't good 4 years back. Not to say I'm good in my english now but at least I've improved over the four years time. You might puke or curse after reading it. In a more serious case, you might lose appetite and suffer from heart attack/stroke. 

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Men Are Hard To Pleased 

The problems with GUYS: 

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him; 
If u Don't, he says u are PROUD. 
If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him; 
If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG. 
If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN; 
If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS. 
If u are SMARTER than him, he'll lose FACE; 
If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT. 
If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u; 
If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?) 
If u don't make love with him., he says u don't Love him; 
If u do he says u are CHEAP. 
If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME; 
If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him. 
If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him; 
If he SCOLDS u, it is because he CARES for u. (Bullshit) 
If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED; 
If he BREAKS his, he is FORCED to do so. 
If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl; 
If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT. 
If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK; 
If he does WELL, it's BRAINS. 
If u HURT him, u are CRUEL; 
If he HURTS u, u ar e too ! SENSITIVE!! 
& sooo hard to please!!!!! 
If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true....... 
but if u don't, they say u are selfish..... 

friends r like stars, no metter where they goes they will alwaz b there for u................this wat my best friend tells me when i'm down.........hm......sweet rite.........^_^

well.......early in the morning hav to weak up liaw.........y??............tuition add math loh........the subjec tat drive me crazy >.<..................hav a gud mood today ...........duno y.......may b itz b coz today is sunday...........actually nth to do wt sunday itz juz a crap.......>.< !!!

haiz....... all my nice-to-talk-to friend not here.......all go for holiday liaw...........so boring.........going to die of bored!!.............hehehe...........kidding.......i wont die tat easy...........well juz craping........tats wat i pro in......=.='

thinking of go n swimming but my sis dowan.........no ppl go swimming wt me........so sad......well........wats better to do is sleep!!!..........oh i luv to sleep.............i'm gonna b a pig soon.................erm............well i'm already a pig ........... ^@^ ............ weird rite.......i'm lik tat since i was born...........kiakiakiak............born to b lazy, sleepy head, brainless, never used my brain.........erm......i dont hav brain rite.......??!!!..oh the best thing was...........i born to b playfull n happy-go-lucky girl............tats wat life should b.......enjoy high school life...........^_^

well going to swimming liaw..............ciao...........!!!

enjoy ur holiday dude.........n may god bless u all

Changes made 4 years later as to the date

Friends are like stars, no matter where there go, they will always be there for you. This is from my bestest male friend when I'm down. How sweet.

*BORING STUFF*

Love,

Nichole