30 October, 2007

The Retard in action

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So, what is it so great about THE RETARD????




What THE RETARD do for living?
The retard company which sells retard shampoo!!!




THE RETARD's holiday


THE RETARD in action.... trying to be in every photo....








THE RETARD creative photo shot....








specially brought to you by: Nichole @ Lai Yin

p/s: Photos are originally taken from THE RETARD, voluntarily. No harm done to THE RETARD or the coconut tree, except for poor gor gor kena punch on the face till he lay flat on the ground.

15 October, 2007

Malacca 3 Days Trip @ 3rd day

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We had a nice long sleep.

We start packing and cleaning after shower.

Than, we went to have Malacca famous fried prawn fish ball noodle. It’s so normal that you can get it everywhere in KL or PJ. The only thing made this bow of thing special is that they put friend tiny prawn into the soup.

After lunch, we head to the beach!!! YEA, BITCH…BEACH!!!

We had so much fun there. We have horse riding session, kite session, running after the ice cream man session, having ice cream in 1 lane beside the road session, jumping session, picture taking session, doing nothing session and etc.

We love bitch beach.

After all the energy-consuming activity, we went to a near by restaurant for some finger food. We had chicken wing!!! And of course coconut.

Their coconut is soooooooooooooo special. I bet all of you never try it before (unless you went there before la). It’s black coconut!!!

After food, we’re so free and bo liao that we took so many picture with the coconut three.

We later went back to the mansion and final pack our stuff and leave Malacca by about 4 or 5 evening.

We have our dinner at Seremban famous ‘ Seremban Siew Pau Empirer’ restaurant. Trust me, the name of that restaurant is really that okay!!! Anyway, we’re all out of energy and needed food desperately. This bull-dog look-a-like fat ass waitress came to us and took our order. So we happily waited for our food. The kids start whining; the clock keep ticking; our stomach start making noise; Lm and I start feeling sleepy. We’ve been waiting for our food. 10 minutes pass. 20. 30. 1 hour. One and half. Daddy could not wait. He lost his temper. He asks for the bull-dog face fat ass waitress. That sucker instead of politely talk to my dad, she throw him with word that make my dad mad. She says, ‘I’m just a worker. Don’t ask me’ than she walked away. Since she’s such a fat ass sucker, my dad made a big scene. He went to the cashier and look for the boss. The lady boss than walk to our table and apologies to us and say she’ll check on our menu. About few minutes later, our food is here but not the kid’s table. So my dad asked that fat ass if the kid’s food ready, if not than cancel because dad is so mad that he could burn that restaurant. That fat ass throw dad with some big fat rude reply AGAIN. My dad holds his temper no more and he made a scene again. The lady boss came out and apologize to us and say that she’ll 50% discount our dinner. My dad than take out his wallet, pulls out his platinum card and slams it on the table and says ‘Do you think I have no money to pay for my food? Do you think I need you’re discount? All I’m asking for is just something to fill the kid’s stomach. We adults also can’t stand the hunger; do you think the kids can har? We’re here before the rain starts and now the rain also stop already. Do you know how long we’ve waited? I’m okay if I’m hungry, what about the kids??!!! @#$%^&*@#$ %^& &@#….’ Auntie Kum, who runs the same blood as daddy cant hold her temper as well because she’s a very loving mother that do not want her kid to suffer. She than join dad and started booming the bull-dog face fat ass and the lady boss. The lady boss gives a thousand apologize and later bring out a pot of fresh prawn porridge for the kids. However, she did not give discount. Not even 10 dollar or 1 dollar.

We continue our journey after all the scene with our stomach not even half full, but full of anger. On the way, dad’s Volvo encounter problem. The Volvo’s water tank burst. So we have to stop at the rest house’s petrol station. Dad called the foreman and the Volvo has to leave it there for the foreman to repair. So we squeeze our self into another 2 cars. Thanks goodness that another 2 car were a Mercedes and an Unser.

We only reached my home by 10.30pm. We’re so tired and dying to sleep. But when we open the door, 3 dogs (Yuki, Baby and Amber) run to us, and our tiredness fade away.

Home Sweet Home.

Oh man, I miss my bed!!! But before bed, I played a game of War Craft. I lost flat!!! Dammit!!!

Loves Holiday!!!

Malacca 3 Days Trip @ 2nd day

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We all woke and all ready to go by 10am.

We start our day by having the famous chicken rice ball as brunch. We ate about 100 balls of rice and 3 chickens. And it cost us near to RM200. Woohooo….

After food, we walk around the shops to help us on our digestion. We than took a lot of pictures again!!

During our walk, Uncle Goh bought us ice kacang, cendol and poh pia for our lunch. YAY to cold icy cendol!!!

After our walk, we went to visit Uncle Goh’s family. Since they borrow us their mansion, we have to visit them and say thank you as a manner right?

Speaking of the mansion, Uncle Goh’s sister-in –law clean the whole house before we reach the mansion and she bought us packet drinks, red wine and lots of food for us in the mansion. Their hospitality made me not to not say thank you and appreciate it. To show our appreciation, the kids’ gang finishes everything she bought in less than 24 hours, except for the wine.

At Uncle Goh’s family house, we were served with iced co ld fresh orange juice. Having iced cold juice under the big hot sun is totally perfect match!! Later than Uncle Goh and Uncle Keong went to Goh’s family mango orchard, next to the Goh’s family house, to help them self with some nice fresh mango. While they were plucking mango, dad and mom join us at the swing. We than took some pictures.

After the mango session, we went to a small stall near the Goh’s Family house for some tea break. We had Malacca rojak. Malacca rojak consist of smoked dried toufu, sausage-like fish ball, fried yam ball, prawn cracker, cucumber cubes and their own special sauce. Yumm….

We went back to the mansion to recharge our energy. The adults continue their MahJiong game.

While some fall asleep,

some being chased by Bibi,

some stick to the TV and some doing nothing but have more food. Well, I’m busy taking pictures and do a little of everything.


When the adults does not occupied the Mahjiong set, me, LM, Gor Gor, Kenny and Jessica start building stuff with those MahJiong set. I’m a person who is so not creative. I’ve build a pyramid which is so easy than I don’t know what to build anymore. So I force them to play Big2 and black jack. My mom so surprise that I know Big2. Eheheheheh…. Hiyuki is the one that taught me how to play.

About 5 evening, we went out for dinner. We have Satay Lok Lok!!! When we reach that shop, it’s only about 5.30pm and the queue is already so long. Daddy used to be short temper type of person but his time he insist on queuing up for the food. The queue gets longer about 10 minutes later. We waited for about one and half hours only manage to get a seat and start having our dinner. The Lok Lok is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo nice. I’m still thinking about it now.

After dinner, we went to Malacca famous night bazaar. It’s so pack that we don’t manage to take a look at the things that those people sells. So we decide to not continue the night bazaar. And we finally decide to go to the Portugal village. My dear friend, Mr Kah Jun, told me that there’s a very nice romantic restaurant there, so daddy and mommy they wanted to blend into the atmosphere by being romantic too, they walk hands in hands.

Who knows, we come face to face with these sea food ONLY.

DAMN HIM!!! Anyway, these sea foods are as delicious as the Lok Lok. Yummmm…..

It’s already 12 mid night by the time we reach the mansion. The adults all are too tired to have MahJiong so they went to bed after shower. While us kids, it’s our heaven now!!! Mwahahahaha…. We have all kind of card games and movie marathon till Gor Gor fall asleep. Useless Gor Gor. When I’m all ready to sleep, I than only realized that my sweater is in my parent’s room. Man, I almost freeze to death that night. About 6 in the morning, Bibi climb to my bed and sleep in between me and LM. Such a cute doggy.



p/s: please bear with my Birkenstock sandals and yoga pants and no make-up. I don't see the point having make-up and well-dressed as I'll later become sweaty under the sun. And yes, i know my LV doesn't goes well with my yoga outfit.