The original LengMou version is not very near to reality. At least I believe no one will lock yourself in the toilet for few hours just to annoyed your friend right?
First
Instead of borrowing small coins from friends, borrow tissue paper from friends. Keep asking every one minutes or so. When your friend give you his/her whole packet of tissue, you pull out one and give it back to them and say politely 'Eh, I lazy to keep la. Can keep for me first ar. Will get from you when I need it. Thanks for giving me the tissue anyway.'
Than, continue to get tissue from them.
Second
When having meal at some restaurants which provide serviette, salt, pepper, chili sauce etc, make sure those stuff are place next to your friend and you will be sitting next to your friend as well, as in your friend in the middle of both you and the stuff.
Continually asking for the serviette, salt, pepper, tea-pot etc. And keep saying thanks every times he/she pass the thing. So, your friend will have no reason to get mad at you for being rude, instead, he/she will be so freaking irritated.
Third
Time warp. This I do agree with both my feet up for LengMou's idea.
Go over to your friend's place and when he's not looking, change the time on all his clocks/watches. This including the clock on his/her phone. And make sure they all show different times.
Fourth
Instead of bathroom theft or space warp, I created bathroom warp. Combination of both idea into one. Politely excuse yourself to the washroom/toilet/bathroom (hereinafter refers to bathroom) before leaving your friend's place, get in the bathroom and start moving everything around. Those which are supposed to be in the shower (shampoo, bath foam etc), move it to the basin; while those which are supposed to be in the basin section (toothbrush, lotion, hair brush etc), move to the shower. Make thing worst by opening all the cap of the bottles. Or worst still exchange all the cap of the bottle.
After the mission, kindly say thanks for the hospitality your friend gave and praise that he/she is a nice host and you loves his/her bathroom so much that you don't feel like coming out. And start giggling after saying that. So that your friend will felt weird and will check out his/her bathroom after you left.
Fifth
I'm so poor. When your friend ask you 'whats for dinner/lunch?' You open your purse/wallet and say, 'sigh... not enough money to go for nice food. Lets go for Tony Roma's/Hagen Daze/ what ever expensive restaurants....'
Or, purposely 'accidentally' showed your friend you have cash and start yelling that you are so poor and you can't even effort a capati.
Sixth
Ask you friend to hold your belonging for a seconds as you have no hands to do something, Eg handbags for girls, phone, bottle, books etc, and you start doing something really lame/stupid/ridiculous like, scratching your head, cleaning your nails, rubbing your face and start complaining that those belonging that your friend hold is killing you because it weight a tons and start complaining of all kinds.
Keep doing so until your friend ask if you want your belonging back. Than you will pretend that he/she did not say anything and continue to play with your hair, your necklace, bracelet etc.
That's all folks.
Hope you enjoy it.
Love,
Nichole@Lai Yin
p/s: Sorry, not much photo posted in this entry. Lazy la.
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