First
You need a few different kind of watermark. And the watermark have to be as pretty as possible(girl)/as chun as possible (boy).
Second
Girls: Bitch about EVERYTHING
Boy: Make fun of EVERYTHING
Third
Upload lots and lots of pictures
Fourth
Make yourself sound like as if you visit half of the globe.
Fifth
Extend your networking to celebrities, famous blogger, the 'it' people and all kind of people from round the world
Sixth
Photoshoped EVERY picture you took. The wonder of photoshopping. You witness it in my blog didn't you. ehehehehhehe.....
Before
After
* This pic is not properly photoshoped. I'm lazy.
Seventh
Make yourself look as if the 'it' people in town and attend EVERY single party invited.
Eight
Take lots and lots of photo of yourself
Nineth
Take pictures even the food you eat
Tenth
Make sure your blog traffic hit a certain number. If not, pay 2 bucks to any dodgy cyber cafe and start clicking your blog in EVERY single computer to hit the traffic. Than, you will be remain the winner in the blogosphere. Ehehehhehe....
That's all folks.
Enjoy
Love,
Nichole@ Lai Yin
p/s: Sorry if I accidentally hurt anyone in this entry. The above are all originally from my crappy brain. No plagiarism.
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