How I hate April

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Facts of the Day:

I WON A RM100K LOTTERY

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The first day of April, not a good one for me. I'm never a big fan of April Fool. Reason, I'm always the fool.

Let us walk down to memory lane together shall we? 2 years back of today, year 2007, remembering it clearly the time it occur was 12.15 am (I am always the night stalker since god knows when), my very dear I-think-he's-gay-friend was chatting with me via MSN. He told me about something that draw my interest. But for some reason, I can't really remember what he told me now, may be it is due to my toddle-falling history. Anyway, by the end of the conversation, he throw me 2 words, 'APRIL FOOL!!' So, I got fooled for the first 15 minutes of the day. How awesome!! NOT!!

Last year, around 12.30 am as well, the same person, chatting with me via MSN as well. Being the really stupid me, I took no precaution nor I realised that it's already half pass twelve, this friend of mine told me that he's selling his I-pod, which is something he always does. He keep following the I-pod trend and continuously buying and selling his I-pod. And, coincidently, I'm sick of my stupid useless small capacity old antique mp3 player. So I dig further down for more I-pod selling details. He told me he's I-pod is 3 months old (good), 80GB (great) and selling for RM300 only (AWESOME!!). So happened, I received RM400 for my birthday that year, so I can buy it from him!!! So when I was about to seal the deal with him, he, again, slap me with a big fat 'HAPPY APRIL FOOL!!!' I am so goddamned speechless. Of course, being the naive, childish and not creative me, I pulled the same prank on my fellow friends. 

Lesson learned. This year, I went to bed incredibly early. And I begin my day with a brand new fresh start. And got up 30 minutes late for my gym routine. But who cares, I have no class today anyway. As usual, after my gym, I was cooling myself before heading to the shower, Mr ShineyMetalAss came online and chat with me. How delightful. We started our conversation using the Facebook chat thingy and I found it very very very difficult to use, small chat box and took forever to send the message. So I request to chat in MSN or Skype. Better alternative than facebook!! But he told me I wasn't online. But I am!!! So I though may be I should reconnect the bloody Adium of mine.

And our conversation goes like this....

 Nichole Low: dude!!!

 Nichole Low: am i still offline?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: yes

 Nichole Low: huh.... i appear offline?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i think ur comp got virus la

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: new virus

 Nichole Low: what kind of virus?

 Nichole Low: I think is my connection

 Nichole Low: stupid streamyx

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: wei

 Nichole Low: ?

 Nichole Low: Dint get my msg?

 Nichole Low: damn msn!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: still appear off9

 Nichole Low: use skype than

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: skype also din see u

 Nichole Low: huh???!!!!!

 Nichole Low: bloody hell

 Nichole Low: wait, i reconnect my skype

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: u there?

 Nichole Low: yes

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: din see u on9

 Nichole Low: skype also dont hav?

 Nichole Low: i've reconnect my skype!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.:  nvm la

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: btw

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: happy april fool

 Nichole Low: DAMN U!!!!!

 Nichole Low: fuck!!!!

 Nichole Low: ARGH!!!!!!!

 Nichole Low: dammit dammit

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: oh

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: miss hanky got con

 Nichole Low: i know...

 Nichole Low: i always also kena

 Nichole Low: damn

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i m the first person?

 Nichole Low: yes!!!!!

 Nichole Low: i hate u!!! dammit!!!

 Nichole Low: ARGH!!!!!!!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: thx

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i remind u k

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: so thx me

 Nichole Low: yea, THANKS dude!!!

 Nichole Low: hell.....

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: same same

 Nichole Low: DAMMIT!!!!

 Nichole Low: now u make me furious

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i m innocent

 Nichole Low: right

 Nichole Low: innocent my ass

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hahahaha

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: use my idea n go con other people la

 Nichole Low: i must fool someone to release my anger!!!

 Nichole Low: argh.....

 Nichole Low: u owe me a big tight slap!!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: slap my ass babe

 Nichole Low: no!!!

 Nichole Low: not ur ass

 Nichole Low: but ur head!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hahahahaa

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: blame streamyx la

 Nichole Low: streamyx memang cacat wert, always dc...

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hahaha

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: funny part is u go reconnect skype

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hahahahaa

 Nichole Low: DAMN YOU SHIT ASS!!!

 Nichole Low: u know what

 Nichole Low: i am so goin to kill u when u come back to kl!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: oh

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i m miss hanky n i m going to kill u

 Nichole Low: yes

 Nichole Low: okay, serious stuff now

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: ok serious shit now

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: what?

 Nichole Low: what if i tell u i fall for someone u know

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hmm

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: who?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: i think today is not the right time to tell it

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell tmw

 Nichole Low: y?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: coz today is april fool

 Nichole Low: Dammit... fine.... not telling

 Nichole Low: not even tmr....

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: then?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell tmw?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell now?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: ok

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: let u kena once la

 Nichole Low: NOT TELLING!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell me

 Nichole Low: NO

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: tell me

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: who?

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: let me guess

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: in pb3 got few guys only

 Nichole Low: NO ONE!!!

 Nichole Low: NOT TELLING!!!

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: ok

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: dont tell

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: hehehe

 Nichole Low: yes, i'm not goin to tell

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: is this the way u want to fool me?

 Nichole Low: if u wish it is, than it is. but if u wish its not, than its not. its all up to u

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: oh

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: aiks

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: mengapa so furious

 My name is Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.: dont so fast get furious la

 Nichole Low: bcoz i'm goin to kill someone now

Can you see how I got fooled and failed to fool people?!!

Damn... I hate april fool so much!!

ARGH!!!!!!!

HAPPY APRIL FOOL EVERYONE!!! Not for me... Damn... Hate April fool...

Love,

Nichole