Blog Post for Dummies

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Classic play of the day:

Phantom of the Opera.

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Okay, as request by MunnSing, I have to post this entry.

May be extremely offensive but MunnSing, you're the one who ask for this. So here goes.

Was chatting with GX that day, and god knows how we came to this topic. Actually, I know, just that, damn, you guys read it by yourself la. Lazy to type la!!!

Here's the copy paste chat history between GX and me.

MunnSing, Enjoy!!

 Nichole Low: munnsing online!!!!

 Gx: ? swt. now only u realize?

 Nichole Low: >.<

 Gx: he on like 1hour ago

 Gx: lolx

 Nichole Low: okay.... i din know

 Nichole Low: add him here n annoy him!!!!

 Nichole Low: >.<

 Gx: dunwan lar  bet he is kap-ping girls

 Nichole Low: no, he's reading online 'how to b a true zombie for dummies' and 'how to be a true human for dummies' and also not to forget 'how to not be a half zombie half human for dummies'.......

 Gx: LOL

 Nichole Low: >.<

 Nichole Low: he's goin to kill me if he saw this

 Gx: bet u are reading 1 dummies too

 Gx: How to see if gx is a Uber Monster dummies

 Nichole Low: no.... how to buy and eat fried chicken for dummies

 Gx: ;p; lol

 Nichole Low: or.... how to beat those bloody ugly flower in mario game for dummies

 Gx: haha

And what makes us start saying we're reading the dummies book?

What is that bloody ugly flower in mario game?

Why is monster and zombie appear in the conversation?

Here's why...

Nichole Low: cannot la... exam soon... need to study lik a zombie

Gx: zombie dun study, they only noe 1 single word, ie, URGH

Gx: URGH URHG URGHHHH?

Nichole Low: zombies r hard working thing

Gx: they only noe tat word, how hardworking is tat. URGH?

Nichole Low: they dont sleep, rest, giv up easily and they are so bloody determine!!!

Gx: but they are slow

Nichole Low: they will do what ever to get wat they wan

Gx: S L O W

Nichole Low: speed is not the issue here. as long as they reach their goal

Gx: well they cant, when they reaching, or before they even reach, the target gone

Nichole Low: if so, why does zombies grow more and more 

Gx: where got, i dun see munnsing growing LOL

Nichole Low: munnsing is not a good zombie. he's some where btw zombie n human

Gx: zombieman or

Nichole Low: so he has neither zombie's good stuff nor human's good stuff

Gx: bieman

Nichole Low: I am a living death... and am gonna bite ppl... Mwahahhahahahaha....

Gx: ceh, not gonna pain

Nichole Low: how u know? COZ U'RE THE LIVING DEATH TOO!!!! dont deny. look at ur eye bag

Gx: i am monster, not living death

Nichole Low: u cant be

Gx: is far more changgih den zombieh

Nichole Low: coz u dont hav scary pointy poison big huge tail and also kick ass claw and no breath taking long teeth!!!

Nichole Low: so u're not monster!!!

Gx: i am a monster, which have thousand years power made off, so i can transform into human form

Nichole Low: but u cant fly. u don hav power that hav colour when u use it

Gx: well, who knew *gg

Nichole Low: u cant tele-transport....

Gx: i didn show it to u *gg, if not u will wanna have my power

Nichole Low: u dont know kungfu, u hav no swards....

Gx: i knew kungfu art

Nichole Low: u hav no big group of follower who listen to ur command...

Nichole Low: u KNEW kungfu, so tat means not now. so tat means u're not monster!!!

Nichole Low: with all the argument and cross examine and repeal, i shall now conclude, u're not a monster but living death!! Especially ur eye bag!! It betrayed ur real identity!!! Mwahahhahahaha....

Gx: *gg, u wont noe my secret identity

Gx: i am x ......OPS SHYT

Nichole Low: huh? u're a living death??!!! OMG!!! I knew it!!!

Gx: *whispering in my heart* luckily she didn noe i am xmen yet

Nichole Low: shit man... xman is so lame!!! the most in trend thing is living death okay!!! update ur secret identity man!!!

Gx: is LEFT 4 DEAD

Nichole Low: huh?

Gx: is a famous zombie game out there now la.u are so outdated 

Nichole Low: >.<

Nichole Low: i dont play game. u should know tat!!!

Gx: LOL u PLAYED RO b4

Nichole Low: yes.... 5 years back

Gx: LOL so u did play game

Nichole Low: just RO n war craft!!! TATS ALL!!!!

Gx: THERE! and MARIO and TETRIS

Nichole Low: nah, i dont play mario. coz i always end up being eat by those ugly flower. tetris, yes

Gx: and mushroomz

Gx: see u played 3 game d

Nichole Low: mushrooms eat mario wan meh? i tot they r good

Gx: those ugly mushroom brown face 1

Nichole Low: i tot they are power?

Nichole Low: isit? ooooo....

Gx: and turtle!

Nichole Low: oh, i also play Wii....!!! ehehehhehehe best thing ever created!!

So, thats what happened to zombies, monster, mario, dummies and MunnSing.

Happy now dude???!!!

Love,

Nichole